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From the YouTube channel George The Dog Guy

Read your dog before trouble starts.

What Your Dog Is Telling You - 2026 edition

Dogs show stress long before they bite or shut down. A stiff look. A lip lick. A tail that wags and means something else. Most owners were never shown the signs. This guide shows you one per page.

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26moves
13gear picks
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George and Milo

Why this book exists

I didn't want to keep it to myself.

For fifteen years I worked the floor of a county shelter. Kennel tech first, then adoption counselor. I have watched that moment at the kennel door more times than I can count: a family leaning in, a dog leaning away, and nobody in the room reading it.

Most of those dogs were not bad dogs. They were dogs doing dog things in a house built for people. The people had simply never been shown what to look for. The ears. The mouth. The way a tail moves, not whether it moves.

I'm not a vet. I teach high-school shop now and still volunteer on Saturdays. What I have is years of watching, and a French Bulldog named Milo who still catches me out. Those years sat in my head doing nobody any good, so I wrote them down. One move per page. One red line to remember. No lecture, no hype.

This is the guide I wish somebody had handed every family at that door. Read it tonight. Then go sit with your dog for ten minutes. You will see it.

George Harlan, with Milo

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What Your Dog Is Telling You

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26 moves, one per page. You learn to read the eyes, ears, mouth, tail and posture, and what to do next.

What you get

  • 56 pages in 5 chapters: Behaviour Dictionary, Make Your Dog Happy, Feeding, Health, Cleaning & Grooming
  • 26 body-language moves, one per page, p.4 to p.29
  • A red key-rule line on each move page
  • When to call the vet (p.46) and the ASPCA Poison number (p.40)
  • 13 gear picks on the Shop pages
  • A 1-week plan (p.53) and tap-to-jump chapter bars and HOME
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Both e-book covers: What Your Dog Is Telling You and What Your Cat Is Telling You

The dog guide and the cat guide together, one checkout, two PDFs delivered at once.

What you get

  • What Your Dog Is Telling You: 56 pages, 26 moves, one per page
  • What Your Cat Is Telling You: 56 pages, 26 signals, one per page
  • A key rule on every signal page, tap-to-jump navigation in both
  • Both for less than the price of one and a half
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What Your Cat Is Telling You

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The same guide for your cat: 26 signals, one per page, in 5 chapters. From litter and safe spaces to emergency signs.

What you get

  • 56 pages in 5 chapters: Behaviour Dictionary, Make Your Cat Happy, Feeding & Kitchen Safety, Health & Urgent Signs, Cleaning & Grooming
  • 26 signals, one per page, with a key rule on each
  • Emergency signs and the toxic foods and plants to keep away
  • 13 gear picks on the Shop pages and a 7-day plan
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Inside the book

Every page, so you know what you are buying.

56 pages, 5 chapters. Here is the full contents, page by page.

1. Behaviour Dictionary

p.3

You stop guessing. Each move tells you what it usually means, what it does not mean, and what to do.

  • p.3How to read a dog
  • Eyes p.4
  • p.4Whale eye
  • p.5Soft, squinty eyes
  • p.6Big pupils, glassy look
  • p.7Hard stare
  • Ears p.8
  • p.8Ears slightly back or out
  • p.9Ears pinned back
  • p.10Floppy ears: watch the base
  • Mouth p.11
  • p.11Soft open mouth
  • p.12Lip licking and yawning
  • p.13Panting
  • p.14Showing teeth
  • p.15Drooling with no food around
  • Tail p.16
  • p.16Loose, neutral tail
  • p.17A wag is not always "happy"
  • p.18Tail tucked
  • p.19Play bow
  • p.20Done with play
  • Posture p.21
  • p.21Freeze, crouch, tremble
  • p.22Cowering
  • p.23Belly up
  • p.24Tall, stiff stance
  • p.25Raised hackles
  • p.26Growl
  • p.27Whining and barking
  • p.28Freezing when you reach
  • p.29Behaviour change

2. Make Your Dog Happy

p.30

Simple things you can do every day. Same rhythm, walks, play, a safe spot, and rewards for what you like.

  • p.30A steady daily routine
  • p.31Walks: let the nose work
  • p.32Play together
  • p.33A safe space and choice
  • p.34Reward what you like

3. Feeding

p.35

What goes in the bowl, how much, and what your dog must never eat.

  • p.35Measured meals
  • p.36Water
  • p.37Treats
  • p.38NEVER list, part 1
  • p.39NEVER list, part 2
  • p.40If your dog ate something toxic
  • p.41Puppies and changing food

4. Health

p.42

When a check-up is due, what to ask your vet about, and the signs that mean call now.

  • p.42Yearly check-up
  • p.43Vaccines
  • p.44Parasites
  • p.45Teeth
  • p.46When to call the vet
  • p.47Watch, then call

5. Cleaning & Grooming

p.48

Brush, bath, nails and ears, and how to keep grooming day calm.

  • p.48Brushing
  • p.49Bath
  • p.50Nails
  • p.51Ears
  • p.52A calm grooming day

Also inside

Urgent

An Urgent button on p.13 jumps to When to call the vet (p.46). If your dog ate something unsafe, p.40 has the ASPCA Poison number: (888) 426-4435.

Quick reference

On p.52, three buttons take you straight back to Whale Eye (p.4), Lip Lick (p.12) and Freeze (p.21).

Shop pages: 13 gear picks

Walk gear (p.31), dog toys (p.32), beds and crates (p.33), treat pouch (p.34), food scoop (p.35), water bowls (p.36), healthy treats (p.37), flea and tick (p.44), dog toothpaste (p.45), dog brushes (p.48), dog shampoo (p.49), nail clippers (p.50), ear cleaner (p.51).

Navigation and the last pages

Chapter bars on p.2, then < / HOME / > at the top right of the inside pages. At the back: your 1-week plan (p.53), more from George (p.55), sources and important notes (p.56).

Sample page: How to read a dog, the opening page of the Behaviour Dictionary
How to read a dog
Sample page: tap a chapter navigation page with a HOME button and page counter
Tap navigation
Sample page: Lip licking and yawning, with a red key rule line at the bottom
One move, one red key rule

How the guide works

Built to be used, not just read.

Open it on your phone, tap a chapter, read one move, remember one rule.

  1. Tap a chapterFive chapter bars on page 2. Use the < / HOME / > buttons at the top right of each page.
  2. Read one moveOne body-language signal on its own page. What it usually means, what it does not mean, what to do.
  3. Remember the red lineThe red line on each page is the key rule.
  4. Know when to callThe book points you to the vet page (p.46) when something looks wrong.
George Harlan sitting on a sofa with his dog

About George Harlan

Made by George and Milo.

Fifteen years on the floor of a county shelter, now a high-school shop teacher who still volunteers on Saturdays. George makes dog body-language videos on YouTube on George The Dog Guy, and cat videos on George The Cat Guy. This guide is credited to George Harlan and Milo.

FAQ

Questions

What format is it, and what devices does it work on?

It is an interactive PDF with 56 pages and 5 chapters. It works on phone, tablet and computer. Tap the chapter bars and the < / HOME / > buttons to jump around.

How do I get it after I pay?

Gumroad sends it to you right after checkout. It is an instant download.

Are you a vet or a trainer?

No. I worked fifteen years at a county shelter. I am not a veterinarian or a certified trainer, and this book is not veterinary advice. It tells you when to call your vet.

My dog is old, or a puppy. Does this apply?

Yes. The 26 moves are not split by age. They are the same body-language signals at any age. For puppies, the book notes that good early experiences matter most at about 2 to 4 months (p.3, p.33) and has a page on puppies and changing food (p.41). For older dogs, it says the diet may need adjusting and that your vet may suggest check-ups more often (p.35, p.42).

Is this a subscription?

No. You pay once.

What about refunds?

Fourteen days. Email within two weeks and you get your money back; refunds are handled through Gumroad.

Which edition is this?

This is the 2026 edition of What Your Dog Is Telling You - A Simple Guide.

Start tonight

Three things you can do with your dog tonight.

You do not need to finish the book first. Open it and do these.

  1. Look at the eyes first.The Behaviour Dictionary starts with the eyes (p.4). Whale eye means give the dog room.
  2. Read one move at a time.One page, one signal. Then read it against the whole dog, not one signal alone (p.3).
  3. Find the red line.The red line on each page is the key rule. If you remember one thing from a page, remember that.
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